Bread and Butter
Occasionally, I’ll mock society unintentionally. It is often misconstrued as an inhospitable nature. Though I do strive to communicate with some people in as few words as possible: ordering my coffee with the single word, black, bypassing–nay, denying any possible exchange of pleasantries, small talk, or chit-chat, for the most part, I feel that it is generally appreciated since I am aware that there are people in line behind me and to prolong their coffee-less day would be even more inhospitable.
Today, when I approached the cashier at the grocery store, I cut off her “Hello, how are you?” when I blurted out, “No bag, please.” I had no intention of shutting her up, but that is exactly what happened. I only wanted to convey my desire to not use a plastic grocery bag and since her routine begins with preparation of the plastic grocery bag while she makes her forced greeting, I had little choice.
So she ceased communication throughout the remaining transaction, I paid, and walked out–and this is the best part–with a freshly baked loaf of bread tucked under my arm and four sticks of butter in my hand. Halfway to my car I realized how pedestrian this must look, me walking out of the grocery store with bread and butter, but then again, who would even notice such a common absurdity?









