By RUDY!
Okay okay, telling people your dreams is like, well, its like beating people over the head with a blunt object. That does sound like a good idea, please, read on:
i.
The owner/designer of a new nature conservatory was giving me a tour. We were walking through the well manicured landscape, which was integrated with an art book store, a small cafe, and a green house nursery. The striking features of the conservatory were sycamore trees suspended upside down from the glass ceiling. I asked my guide, “Did you hang the sycamores to alleviate the loss of lower limbs?” to which he replied with silence and a puzzled look, so I expounded, “…because sycamores are notorious for losing lower limbs… so instead of growing up, they are growing down, which is up, with respect to the roots, giving them more structural support?” and, still silent, he took my by the arm and lead me to the bookstore area where he started skimming through a book on architecture.
At this time, two men behind me were chatting about Japanese filmmaker Ozu. One fellow was stating something along the lines of, “although I’ve never watched his films, Ozu was…” and I immediately thought to myself, “Stop right there. You don’t know like I know from Ozu.” And it was as I turned around to address the two gentlemen that I awoke to find my alarm clock, directly behind me, broadcasting the second hour of the April 22nd show of The Diane Rehm Show about Muriel Barbery’s book entitled The Elegance of the Hedgehog. This fact is significant because in this book, the character RenĂ©e Michel likes Ozu’s films, and the folks on the program were talking about this, and one of them uttered the sentence that infiltrated my dream.
ii.
I am in the backyard I grew up in, in San Antonio. For some unexplainable reason, the ground is covered with white sand. I am barefoot, and I say to my mom, where did all this sand come from? She looks at me like if I am on drugs, because, apparently, there was nothing wrong with the ground from her standpoint. Indeed, looking in the neighbors’ yards shows me that everyone has sand covering the ground. However, every yard has a different color sand, all shades of brown, yellow, and white, but each one different. A phone in the house started ringing, I started running to answer it, but my mom was hollering at me to be careful, I looked back at her, then looked forward, puzzled. But then it came into view, the largest spider web I’d ever seen. I stopped in my tracks, but the slippery sand made me slide onto the ground. I was directly below the spider web. Spiders, that’s right, multiple spiders, started crawling towards me, they were above me, and I was trying desperately to get up but couldn’t stand up in the sand. I was terrified and awoke in this state.